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Every SRE has two certainties in life: latency is the enemy of success and grocery bills never add up.
Here at the calculator factory, we believe that automating spreadsheets, pod sizing, and toilet paper math are all part of the same mission: surviving with dignity in the DevOps-verse.
⚙️ As more calculators are developed, I’ll be adding them here. Stay tuned!
If you’ve ever spent hours tweaking CPU and memory limits in your values.yaml
, you know a tiny mistake can cost you performance… or money. Here are some tools to help with sizing and keep your sanity intact:
💡 Kubernetes Sizing Calculator
💡 HAProxy Capacity Calculator
Because even IT folks need to save money when the cloud provider bill hits. Between one deploy and the next, why not calculate whether that 16-roll pack is really worth it?
💡 Price per Weight
💡 Price per Liter
💡 Toilet Paper Roll Cost
After all the uptime you’ve given, you deserve a shot at luck. Because even an SRE hopes to retire before turning 120.
Enjoyed it? Then share it with that infra friend who keeps saying they’ll quit and become a monk. Or who knows… a millionaire.
💡 Got an idea for a calculator that would make your SRE, SysAdmin or daily life easier? Leave your suggestion in the comments or reach out to me!
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